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minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoI never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 days agoI think the joke is that he has an erection.
minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoNah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button. Jeanis is correct.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoIt’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoYou are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink. You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23 days agoWorst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
That’s called a jeanis.
I think the joke is that he has an erection.
Nah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button.
Jeanis is correct.
It’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.
You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc
Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”