Nah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button.

Jeanis is correct.

You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.

You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc

I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.

You got it all wrong, it wasn’t “rule” as in “management” it was “rule” as in “radical, rad, excellent, *guitar riff*”.