Here you go:

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I would love this, great idea

Canadic Ocean

The Canibbean

Caniti

El Canador

Canduras

Canaica

“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus”

Auction mode would be a nice feature

Me: “Hey, HP Assistant, why is the black-and-white page not printing?”

Printer: “Our cutting edge AI predicitive algorithm forecasts increased yellow ink usage in the future, so please renew your subscription now.”