I don’t think transferrance is all that realistic though. Making a digital copy is a more realistic thing.

Maybe if you handle it like the ship of Theseus? Replace a few cells and little brain function over a long time (so that the body can adapt) by some compatible future machine.
Maybe in the end you are a full cyborg, not just a cyborg copy.

Force poked

But a poor quality tomato with ketchup on top could be an improvement.

“This is the man you are looking for.”

In Germany they are called Kartoffeln (which is also a slur for the Germans itself).
But potatoes are also called Erdäpfel (ground apples) or in southern dialect Krombire (bent pear).
More variants here:
Source (German): https://die-kartoffel.de/wissen/schon-gewusst/kartoffel-deutsche-dialekte/