Fun! Thanks for sharing!

Jerboa

My niece’s French bulldog would bump a chair with his head to move it across the kitchen, then use it to reach a bowl of pecans on the counter. He only counts as wild animal because he liked to drag his stuffed animals to the living room and hump them in front of the tv.

Brain fills up and wakes up earlier than body. Empty a bit and then rerack.

I’m not much of a y toilet phoner. Get in get out. Bathtub though - very likely.

Though he looks more like Giuliani.

Where are you? Your neighbors all have flags?

I wouldn’t be surprised to find a friend, a cousin, and a friend’s husband- just because they’re all 3 smart, techish, liberal, and news aware.

Mostly time. Work break, unlikely. Lying in bed, more likely.

If you’re not interested in talking to them or spending time with them, why do you call them friends?

But it tastes artificial and fucks with lots of tummies.