Quick! Someone crosspost this to !memes@lemmy.world

Our legal justice system, checks and balances, nonviolent protests, etc… have all completely failed.

Violence is all that’s left.

Our leopards are starting to look a bit, uh, not super healthy.

It’s not an actual ball though. Nor is it usually operated with a foot, with a few isolated exceptions per game.

Turns out we’ve been calling it the wrong thing all along!

There’s a lot of things to argue about, but pizza just isn’t one of them. It’s a chunk of bread with leftovers on it. If it tastes good on pizza, it belongs on pizza; and what tastes good on pizza depends on the tongue probing it.

Pineapple… sausage… anchovies… goat cheese… potato chips… a fucking strawberry slurpee - if you like it, you rock it.

The only wrong option is to abstain from making/ordering the pizza you want because that ingredient doesn’t ‘belong’ there.