With a cheeky comparison to Apple’s nearly $5k offering.

You have a DIMM view of the future.

Wow, there’s a lot to unpack there.

Hope you’ve got a therapist

Imagine being a petty little turd over correct grammar.

Why would I need to wipe water?

That’s even worse, she’d think you called her “Adam”

Be the change you want to see in the world

The progress is also made of blood

whenever I come home

How rarely does that occur??

How are the employees making out with the deal? An old colleague of mine got suckered into a role there … lemme check if he already jumped ship