Oh no! Sadly, I cannot. Maybe go grab another kitty from the shelter. Good luck!

Ssssshhhh…

No Siamese. Just some mongrel off the streets.

I can mail you a brand new cat. Good enough?

Ty Canada.

Trumpty Dumpty is trying to serve them up on a silver platter.

Fuck iPhones.

Boost baby!

Launch the rocket! 🚀

Ha, it’s total crap. I watched video news about it.

Oh no!

Certainly doesn’t need a hyoid bone.

Well, I certainly apologize. I know that’s pretty worthless.

Damn, I need to find a foie gras truck!

I’ve been swiping for years. I can’t believe no one else in my tight circle does it.