When you chew it, it will still work.

Well, it wouldn’t taste very good, but it would still be effective.

Relationships are a give and take. If the person who is your friend thinks that they are giving more than taking, then they will get upset. They just want to be thought of and it’s not as important what you give back, as long as you do something. You don’t feel obligated, but you are. Just fake it till you make it if you don’t have the empathy to naturally do things for others.

If you are at a sausage fest, it’s the wurst. Sorry.

What if you have a boner? Then it provides plausible deniability.

Can someone translate this into English?