Opinionhaver@feddit.uk to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agoYour way is now the right way. What is everyone doing wrong?message-squaremessage-square216fedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareYour way is now the right way. What is everyone doing wrong?Opinionhaver@feddit.uk to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square216fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLordGimp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoBananas are only be opened from the seed side. Heretics who open the stem side will be mummified in banana strings after being purged so that they will be reminded of their hubris eternally.
minus-square_cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agowhat about those of us who snap them in half?
minus-squareLordGimp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoYou already know you’re a freak. Let that flag fly brother.
Bananas are only be opened from the seed side. Heretics who open the stem side will be mummified in banana strings after being purged so that they will be reminded of their hubris eternally.
what about those of us who snap them in half?
You already know you’re a freak. Let that flag fly brother.