Your way of doing things is now how things must be done. Extra points for petty and minor stuff.

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    Smoking joints is now illegal. Everyone must use a battery-free vaporiser.

    Car bad.

    YYYY/MM/DD or riot. 24H time or public execution.

    I use Arch btw

    Pirate everything.

    Pink lemonade is better than regular.

    Ramen is made with the flavour packet first, then boiling the noodles in the already-made broth.

    The confirm button on a controller goes on the right. Cancel is bottom. Nintendo layout supremacy, fuck you.

    You will pet every dog you see without hesitation, even if they growl at you. The tax must be paid.

    Trackpad > Mouse

    Caffeine is now illegal. Force yourself to stay awake and make it everyone else’s problem for enforcing stupid work hours.

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      I can get behind most of these, but:

      Trackpad > Mouse

      I think you have a typo, surely you meant “trackball > mouse”. Obviouly trackpads are abomnations that have no place in polite company, so you couldn’t have meant them.

      Caffeine is now illegal. Force yourself to stay awake and make it everyone else’s problem for enforcing stupid work hours.

      You know not what you say, there are strict rules about not letting me interact with other humans before caffeine. That Geneva Convention has things to say about it.

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        13 hours ago

        I’ve been open to trying a trackball, and I definitely like the fact that it’s stationary. For the purpose of gaming, the trackball does have a chance at replacing a mouse for me. I prefer thumb flicks, like on controllers, compared to mouse movement.

        I’ve been fortunate enough to use a trackpad on macOS, which works very well for a wide variety of reasons. It’s not for gaming, though, unless you want to pull a Wii and treat the trackpad as its own controller, with gimmicks.